Act IV: Verses 16 - 20
Mush is on a fact finding mission
But she might be chosen due to attrition
He can negotiate with Ms Doolittle
Come home with her committal
And collect from Feelgood, my personal physician
Johnny, now that she's been chosen
No doubt you two will soon be posin'
But after doing heavy lifting
My bad back is very fitting
And for those roxies I am jonesin'
We'll get her to Chicago by some ruse
A free nip tuck she couldn't refuse
So with Tina's DNA awaiting
Zhivago can go about creating
My date for Uncle Sam's big schmooze
I myself am headed for New York City
But first must meet with the pork committee
Give Michael J Fox and jerks
Money for stem cell research?
Stick a fork in that, I've got no pity
It was easy getting in 30 Rock that day
My celebrity helps me in that way
Watching Tina taping closeups
I quickly switched our coffee cups
Giving me the DNA of Ms Tina Fey
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