Pigmalion, a Farce in 5 Acts
Act III: Verses 11 - 15
Act III: Verses 11 - 15
Zhivago explained what injured Dick alas
An oilfield explosion when bent to kiss ass
Sealing a deal with Hussein
So Haliburton could remain
Sole producer of oil and Saddam's natural gas
Saddam gathered all of Dick he could view
Frozen inside an aluminum tube with co2
Despite his best inclination
A problem with refridgeration
Left us with only this head and Cheney stew
Zhivago said the human body Is a vessel
It's really not that much of a hassle
I don't want the head of Ms Fey
But need a body and her DNA
And stem cells to have your ideal damsel
Then Mush called, excited and in a daze
This Alaskan woman does amaze
Sarah Doolittle is her name
Against corruption is her claim
For a new wardrobe she'll change her ways
Salma will not be be in my plan of attack
Even though she had a nice rack
Much to my regret
I was sure she was wet
I'm afraid that was only her back
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